Dumpster Diving
I know you're probably all like, "SICK, DUDE! I'm not gonna eat garbage!" Just stfu for a sec and hear me out. If you can't SEE the germs/bacteria/mold/maggots, it's probably not there. Sack up and live a little. Remember--I'm saving your broke ass money.
Best places to find dumpster food:
- Pizza Hut
- Petco-They're always throwing away expired Friskies cat food (hint: that shit never actually goes bad.)
- Nursing Homes (especially on macaroni Wednesday)
- Democrat Party Headquarters
- Vietnamese BBQ (This is for dog lovers)
- PacSun Outlet-They don't usually have much food, but I found this chill ass DC tee there a few days ago
Here's how it's done, son:
This one looks promising...
OH PHAT. Some nuggets. Chicken I think...
Damn, this is some dank nug. They're all soggy and cold n shit. Probably pretty nasty, which is why it's important to keep some packets of honey mustard on you at all times. You can usually snatch these from Micky Ds or a gas station. They'll look at you funny, but it's fucking free. They can't do SHIT.
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LOL
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