Also, just wanna point out that the omelet I made last night was for DINNER, not breakfast. Why? Because I don't give a fuck, that's why. Straight up.
Today I decided to whip up one of my all time favs - CEREAL.
My Mom bought me this pussy ass health cereal that tastes like sawdust/gerbil shit, but it's all I got right now. Feel free to replace with some Crunchberries or Reeses Puffs.
You'll also notice that I'm using organic milk. It's good for the environment or some shit. I mean, I'm a fucking man, but I'm also like, sensitive and care about issues and deep shit like that.
Although if you're a girl and you're reading this, you should probably use regular, non-organic milk (the hormones make your titties bigger. [high fives, bros] It's scientific fact.) Also, if you're a girl, I'm not sure what you're doing here anyway. The hos over at http://cookincutiez.blogspot.com/ have more cutesy rainbows and makeup and shopping and unicorn shit that you all like. I've never really been there, I'm just assuming that's what it's like.
Step 1: Pack the bowl. (via potsmoking lol)
Pour your Froot Loops or Lucky Charms into the bowl.
Step 2: Milk that bitch
Pour your milk (girls remember: non-organic...titties) into the bowl.
FUCK I spilled.
Got hella pissed and punched this wall. Turns out spilling milk isn't that big of a deal, but can you blame me? How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
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