So you got Italian food over here, right? Then you got Mexican food over here. Imagine that those two foods "did the nasty" with each other without a Jimmie Hat, had a baby, and then decided to get that baby aborted. That's what spaghetti tacos are like--in the best way. That's what we're talking about today.
Couldn't find any recipes for spaghetti tacos in "conventional" cookbooks, so what better place to go than Mark Bittman's How to Cook Everything.
Wasn't in there.
Even checked the "Completely Revised Tenth Anniversary Edition" Nothing. Mark Bittman can bite a dick.
fag.
Creepy ass taco shell box:
Lol
Step 1: Boil water and throw in the spaghetti. Break it in half so it's not too long. Look, if you don't know how to make spaghetti your ratarded.
My GAY friend is washing his hands like a homo. What a jewqueen.
Threw the pedobear taco shells in the oven for a few minutes for extra crispiness.
This "Newman" dude has bitch hands.
So I guess step 2: We just mixed the spaghetti, ground beef and spaghetti sawce 2gether.
Then, insert the spaghetti mix into the taco sleeve.
(shocker)
Disease-ridden vag.
I like to use this stuff the same way I use a Jimmie Hat: It feels better without it, but sometimes it's just safer.
(I've totally had sex before.)
